Descusting games

There was a time when cheats allowed naughty players to never miss a headshot, see through walls, or simply have hilariously long-reaching arms. Nowadays, cheaters are not only bypassing anti-cheat systems, but straight-up turning them against 'roidless players. Valve came up a system for players to review matches, to retroactively catch cheaters and remove them from ranked play.

This system is called Overwatch not to be confused with the video game of the same name, the one that spawns all that porn. It worked pretty well with Valve's automated anti-cheating software, VAC. But it was still flawed, and skilled cheaters could bypass the system due to benefit-of-the-doubt itis.

Sometimes, though, Valve receives a whole lot of reports about a player, too many to ignore, and so they ban them. Problem is, maybe those reports are coming from cheaters themselves, who've unleashed an army of robots to mass-report the innocent player. They wait till their opponent does something perfectly innocent that might be misinterpreted as questionable like stepping away from the keyboard for a minute , then send a massive number of complaints against them.

For a while there, no one was safe, from random players to prolific ones. Luckily, Valve states those days are over. Well, that's relief. Now we just have to wait for the next massive security flaw to screw things up for everyone.

The ComedyNerd newsletter is your weekly look at the world of stand up, sketch, and more. Sign up now! Even when not getting exploited by vile players, automated bans can fail catastrophically and hit the wrong people. There may be perfectly reasonable explanations behind those unusual playstyles that an algorithm flags as problematic. For example, maybe the player's not cheating—maybe they're disabled.

His offense? He'd been using macros to simulate keystrokes. But he wasn't doing that so he could hit keys faster than the game normally allows. He did it because he was physically unable to hit keys the regular way.

Thanks to a workplace accident, he'd lost all the fingers on one hand, and a few other fingers on the other. Wow, that's a really sad story. It's also not true. Our Mad Libs entries always had a few gross answers like fingernails, dog poo, and toots. My brothers, sisters, and I even turned a chicken nugget toy from a Happy Meal into a disgusting game called Booger. What can I say? Gross family games were kind of our thing.

Like my mom, I do limit potty humor in our home, but a few mildly inappropriate laughs are allowed. If it goes overboard, the family rule is that you have to clean the toilets in the house. This definitely helps keep things in check.

There are loads of family games on the market and plenty bring in the gross factor. You may just end up with the best family night ever! Jelly Belly developed a real winner with this game. We love their delicious jelly bean flavors, but in this game each flavor has a not so enticing twin. You could end up with stinky socks, dog food, baby wipes, or something else equally as gross. We have some wonderful videos of our kids playing this game. Install or enable Adobe Flash Player. Alternatively, we also recommend the SuperNova!

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